"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL."
Lynn Lavner
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"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."
Rodney Dangerfield
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Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
Woody Allen
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Four surgeons are discussing who makes the best patient to operate on,
The first surgeon says,
"I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up everything inside is numbered"
The second surgeon responds, "Yeah, but you should try electritians! Everything inside them is color coded."
The third surgeon says, "No I really think librarians are the best,. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
But the fourth surgeon shut them all up when he observed:
"You are all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. The are no guts,no balls no brain and no spine and the head and the ass are interchangeable!"
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